Dangerous Distraction

Speaking of shiny distractions: there are digital billboards all over town featuring MICHAEL J. FOX!!! I am pretty sure that I just may cause a mega-car pile-up due to those alarmingly beautiful advertisements. Michael is promoting something about his MichaelJFox.org website. I can't tell what the actual message is because I'm so focused on HIM. He's all cute and dressed up with his arms crossed. I JUST CANNOT TAKE it!!
Alien ships could descend from the sky, take over the world right then and there and I would never notice if I were stopped in front of one of those billboards.
For those of you who know me, and know me well, my MJF obsession is embraced, understood and encouraged. To those of you who are new to the world of Summer, let me explain. My devotion to Michael is completely pure. I caught my first glimpse of him in a relatively awful flick called Midnight Madness when I was in the third grade. And that was enough for me. I have followed his career from before Family Ties all the way thru those offbeat movies he made in the late 90s, back to Spin City and I try to catch every appearance I can now(yes, I saw him on Oprah yesterday). As I have previously said, MJF IS on my elevator list but I dont think of him LIKE THAT. I simply admire him and think he is the cutest, dreamiest guy on the planet. If I ever met him I would throw up and die. And I mean that in the best way possible!!
So if you find yourself in the middle of a multiple vehicle accident look around for a digital billboard. You just may see me at the front of the pile-up. I'll be the one smiling and blowing kisses at the irresponsibly distracting 100 ft tall Michael J. Fox.